Famous Dialogues from Movie – Ready (2011)

Collection of some famous & popular dialogues from movie Ready released in year 2011

Pehle samjhao baat … nahi samajh mein aaya … toh do kheench ke laat

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Action
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Tu na apne chehre pe ‘Welcome’ likhwa le … darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu

categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Apna hone se koi apna nahi hota … apno ko apnaane se … apna, apna hota hai

by Sharat Saxena
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Family, Inspiration, Drama
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Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Technology & Science, Comedy
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Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai … national TV pe dikha de … toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

by Paresh Rawal
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai … ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai … agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai … lekin dono angootha chaap hai

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Shayari, Animals & Birds, Comedy
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Jiske paas family support hai … usse koi deport nahi kar sakta

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Family, Comedy
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Oh bewakoofo ki CEO

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
——-

Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai … agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Ganda hai par dhanda hai … aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

by Paresh Rawal
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Business, Comedy, Rowdyism
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Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna … I, Me and Myself!

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Rowdyism, Inspiration
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Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon … wooow wooow wooow

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Animals & Birds
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Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai … agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai … agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai … agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai … agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai … agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Animals & Birds
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Chaudry’s plus Kapoor’s equals to Chapoors

by Manoj Pahwa
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Is honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Romance, World & Universe
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Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai … lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai

by Sanjay Dutt
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Marriage & Wedding
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Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon … no income, no tax … (kya) no income tax

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy, Business
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Jab tak love story mein baadhayein na ho … woh love story, love story nahi

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Romance
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Abhe main un mein se hoon … joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai … aur aadmi aurat se darta hai … vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Men, Women, Animals & Birds
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Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon … haddiyan todne nahi

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Drama
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Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja … lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

by Paresh Rawal
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai … taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake … aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai … taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake

by Manoj Joshi
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Agar isko laga daala … toh life jhingalala

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Life, Comedy
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Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

by Salman Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Husband & Wife, Comedy

In case there are some dialogues missed from the movie Ready (genre: Comedy) from 2011, one can add those in comments section. Also, if there is a wrong dialog, category, person/celebrity name it can be mentioned in comments.

Famous Dialogues from Movie – Ready (2011)

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