Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota … kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai
by Divyendu Sharma
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Animals & Birds, Job & Career, Comedy
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In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta … a happy woman is a myth!
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Women, Happiness
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Behind every successful man there is a woman … true … but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Men, Women, Victory & Success
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Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai … because they don’t have a woman to screw their happiness na
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Men, Women, Happiness
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Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki … pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye … phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye … saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai … paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi … aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem … hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Women, Men, Comedy
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Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho … lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na … toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy, Life
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Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai … kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein … inka signature tune hai woh
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Marriage & Wedding, Music, Comedy
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Relationship ka matlab hi hota hai an end to your own happiness
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Happiness
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Any discussion with a woman is an argument!
by Kartik Tiwari
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Women
In case there are some dialogues missed from the movie Pyar ka Punchnama (genre: Romance, Comedy) from 2011, one can add those in comments section. Also, if there is a wrong dialog, category, person/celebrity name it can be mentioned in comments.
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