Famous Dialogues from Movie – Masti (2004)

Collection of some famous & popular dialogues from movie Masti released in year 2004

Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai

by Vivek Oberoi
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Romance
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Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai … maut, julaab aur yeh janaab

by Ajay Devgan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in World & Universe, Death, Comedy
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Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai … dibbe mein se ghee … gair kanooni basti … aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

by Ajay Devgan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in World & Universe, Food & Drinks, Men
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Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga … ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega … aur nikalna bhi

by Ajay Devgan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Adult, Comedy, Life
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Mujhe bhoolne ki galati karoge … toh khud ek yaad banke reh jaoge

by Shahbaz Khan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Drama
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Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai … kutte ki dum … padosi mulk ki niyat … aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan

by Ajay Devgan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in World & Universe, Animals & Birds, Action
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Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti … balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai … ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi … ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

by Aftab Shivdasani
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Food & Drinks, Life, Comedy
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Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho … mere jeene ka samaan ho

by Aftab Shivdasani
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye … varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai

by Satish Shah
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Husband & Wife, Comedy
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Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai … balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai … suffering

by Vivek Oberoi
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Marriage & Wedding, Comedy
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Yahan hua late … aur wahan nikla pet

by Aftab Shivdasani
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Adult, Comedy
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Raaste ke beech mein prem … what a shame

by Satish Shah
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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I hate crime and I hate criminals

by Ajay Devgan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Crime, Thief & Criminal
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Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai … aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh … paseena nikalta hai

by Ajay Devgan
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Shayari, Comedy, Clothes & Shoes
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Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

by Archana Puran Singh
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Food & Drinks, Comedy
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Ladki aur kadki … Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti

by Vivek Oberoi
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa … bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

by Vivek Oberoi
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Shayari, Food & Drinks, Comedy
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Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai … baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

by Vivek Oberoi
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Clothes & Shoes, Comedy
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Ladkiyan aur din … subah hote hi badalne chahiye

by Vivek Oberoi
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Comedy
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Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai … joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

by Vivek Oberoi
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Husband & Wife, Technology & Science, Comedy
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Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele … dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

categorised in World & Universe
and also in Food & Drinks, Comedy, Adult
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Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka … kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar

by Aftab Shivdasani
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Religion & God, Comedy
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Na mili koi beautiful chick … toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

by Vivek Oberoi
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Adult, Comedy
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Madh island ka beach … beach par bungla … aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

by Aftab Shivdasani
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Adult, House, Comedy
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Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki ‘Haathi Mere Saathi’ … aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

by Aftab Shivdasani
categorised in World & Universe
and also in Adult, Animals & Birds, Comedy

In case there are some dialogues missed from the movie Masti (genre: Comedy) from 2004, one can add those in comments section. Also, if there is a wrong dialog, category, person/celebrity name it can be mentioned in comments.

Famous Dialogues from Movie – Masti (2004)

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